Not that I need a ballgown since I rarely leave the house now that Netflix and Amazon Prime cover about 90 percent of Maslow’s pyramid, but if I ever do want to swan around the kitchen like Belle with a vitamin D deficiency, I have found my designer.
Paloma Young designed her own dress for the Tony’s. To quote the Fug Girls, “She put deep pockets in it, and … SHE FILLED THEM WITH SNACKS.”
Do you know what would go in my pockets? Crullers.